I Know A Blog
I, Noah, (do in fact) blog.
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Am I Single-Handedly Destroying The Grocery Store Cashier Industry?
I almost always choose the self-checkout option at grocery stores. Does this make me a bad person? And what effect do I have on the job market because of it?
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Rian Johnson Makes Movies For Dummies
I watched Glass Onion last night – and while I found it wildly entertaining, I also think Rian Johnson thinks I am an idiot. Don’t worry – he thinks you are too!
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A Roaring Good Time Camping at the Zoo
Camping overnight at the zoo, and the only thing separating you from a pack of hungry lions is a mesh fence – what could go wrong?
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NASCAR Driver ‘Games’ the Competition
Something cool actually happened in NASCAR this weekend, which brought back fond memories of my childhood. And along the way, I insult every racing fan imaginable.
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Where Has All the Glitter Gone?
Apparently, there is a glitter shortage in the world… and the glitter industry has a lot more secrets than you realize. What do they have to hide? Let’s find out.
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What To Do When You’re Expecting (A Birthday Text From Your Friend)
Who doesn’t love getting birthday texts from your friends and family? Makes for a great day – until you realize your good friend, Matt, is once again choosing not to recognize your birth.
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Dennis Rodman: International Man of Mystery
Brittney Griner has been trapped in a Russian prison for over a month with no end in sight. Which means there’s only one man for the job…
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Nashville Protesters Take “Firm Stance” Against Starbucks
A little excitement today in Nashville as I got to witness my first ever in-person protest in front of a Starbucks.
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Will The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up?
Why does Eminem’s music suck so bad now? And why does he look so weird? The answer may shock you…
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Bring Back Presidential Beards
We look back on the greatest era in presidential aesthetic: the Facial Hair Revolution. Who were the major players and what could have been for the presidents that followed?
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MEAT the Next Great Diet
Looking for the next big thing in dieting? It’s time to eat like the king of the jungle — with the Carnivore Diet.
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Kavanaugh Aborts Dinner Plans
Brett Kavanaugh made a Mission Impossible-style escape from his dinner this past week — and we have some questions for him.
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I Don’t Like Tom Hanks (Anymore)
Tom Hanks is a shell of his former-self. I don’t like him anymore, and you shouldn’t either.
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He Blogs Now?
My first blog. Ever. A rambling mess covering the story of why I started writing again, the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, mermaids, and more.
I Know A Blog 