Am I Single-Handedly Destroying The Grocery Store Cashier Industry?
I almost always choose the self-checkout option at grocery stores. Does this make me a bad person? And what effect do I have on the job market because of it?
Rian Johnson Makes Movies For Dummies
I watched Glass Onion last night – and while I found it wildly entertaining, I also think Rian Johnson thinks I am an idiot. Don’t worry – he thinks you are too!
A Roaring Good Time Camping at the Zoo
Camping overnight at the zoo, and the only thing separating you from a pack of hungry lions is a mesh fence – what could go wrong?
NASCAR Driver ‘Games’ the Competition
Something cool actually happened in NASCAR this weekend, which brought back fond memories of my childhood. And along the way, I insult every racing fan imaginable.
Where Has All the Glitter Gone?
Apparently, there is a glitter shortage in the world… and the glitter industry has a lot more secrets than you realize. What do they have to hide? Let’s find out.
Nashville Protesters Take “Firm Stance” Against Starbucks
A little excitement today in Nashville as I got to witness my first ever in-person protest in front of a Starbucks.
Bring Back Presidential Beards
We look back on the greatest era in presidential aesthetic: the Facial Hair Revolution. Who were the major players and what could have been for the presidents that followed?
MEAT the Next Great Diet
Looking for the next big thing in dieting? It’s time to eat like the king of the jungle — with the Carnivore Diet.
He Blogs Now?
My first blog. Ever. A rambling mess covering the story of why I started writing again, the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, mermaids, and more.